Send Krispy Kreme! Or Cutler's!
Anyway, I love you all and tell all those who ask about me that I am dead.
You will all receieve much cooler and more interesting letters in the mail about what I'm actually doing here. So don't think I hate you- I just can't type a tear jerking letter and tell you everything that's going down in 30 minutes. My hand already hurts.
CHECK THE MAIL OFTEN. I swear, if you guys haven't gotten my letter yet, I'm going to chop some faces off! Starting with Jordan's!!! (Nobody likes you anyway.) Heck, I don't even remember your address or where you are. Are you still a thing?
Love you all! Talk soon!
ps I found Narnia